This is where I will write new jokes if you guys ever give me any! I'll also give you the credit by putting your name at the bottom. Check for updates!!! Don't forget to have fun on my site!!!
Joke#1
One day a kid in grade 2 didn't know the ABC'S. He went to school and his teacher asked him to say his ABC'S. He said he didn't know how to say them. His teacher told him to go home and ask his mom. So he went home and asked his mom. "Don't be a bug" his mom said. He went to his sisters room to ask her. She was late for school and when he asked her she said "I'm on my way." So he went downstairs where his brother was watching batman. When the little boy asked his brother he said"na na na na na na na na batman." He gave up and went outside and started walking back to school. He saw the garbage man and when he asked him he said "Trash,trash and more trash." the garbage man said. So the kid went to school. When his teacher asked him if he knew his ABC'S he said "Don't be a bug." The teacher told him to go to the office. He said "I'm on my way." Once he was down in the office the principal asked him who did he think he was talking to his teacher like that and he said"na na na na na na na na batman." Then the principal said "What do you think this school is made of?" and the little boy replied"Trash, trash and more trash."
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joke#2
How do you know when you bought a crapy computer?
When it says "etch-a-sketch" in the corner
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These jokes are korny so send me new ones!!!!!!! I DON'T HAVE VERY MANY JOKES THAT I CAN PUT ON MY WEB PAGE SO SEND ME ONES THAT ARE FUNNY AND THAT I CAN PUT ON MY WEBSITE!!!!!
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