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Whats up????????
The sky of coarse! But the real question is whats down? Jokes!!! Read'em and have a great time laughing for the rest of the night.

Cow Joke
Three guys walking down the road. One is Canadian, one is American and one is scottish. They all spot a cow. The Canadian says "That is a Canadian cow. Just look at the white spots. As white as snow." The American says "No way that is an American cow. Just look at the long tail and big horns." The Scottish guy says "Are you sure? It looks like a Scottish cow just look at the bag pipes."

TOILET JOKE
This girl walks into a toilet shop and says "I would like to buy a toilet." The guy at the counter says "I only have 3 toilets left a wooden toilet, a plastic toilet and a musical toilet." The girl buys the musical toilet. The next day a man came in and wanted to buy a toilet. The man at the counter says"I only have 2 toilets left. A wooden toilet and a plastic toilet." The man buys a plastic toilet. Then a another man came in and wanted to buy a toilet. The guy at the counter said"I only have 1 toilet left and it is wooden." The man wasn't to happy but he bought it anyway. A couple days later a man returns with the plastic toilet."i don't like thist toilet" he said "every time I sit on it I get a cold butt." The man that bought the wooden came in too and said "I don't like this toilet because everytime I sit on it i get slivers up my bum." Then the girl came in, who bought the musical toilet and said "I don't like this toilet because every time I lift the lid it sings O-Canada and I have to stand up!!!